The mighty boosh

Songwords

 

Live like a freak

 

Disfigured and alone

crawling in the shadows

Must i live like a freak?

Deformed, useless and embarassed

Freak, freak.....

 

 

Ape of death

 

I'm the Ape of Death and I don't care

Cos I'm the monkey with the lovely hair

It's all fluffy and shiny too

Cos I got that Miracle Wax from Naboo.

 

Don't be cynical

It's a follicle miracle

I said, don't be cynical

I keep waxing lyrical

 

He's the Ape of Death and he don't care

Cos he's the monkey with the lovely hair

It's all fluffy and shiny too

Cos he got that Miracle Wax from Naboo.

 

Come on, now!

 

Ah-ah, yeah!

One, two, three, four

Dig that monkey song

 

Look around at my monkey hair

You can touch it, I don't care

Used to be that I was ashamed

But now the monkey fluff is tamed.

Come on everybody and walk around my hair!

 

Don't be cynical

It's a follicle miracle

I said, don't be cynical

I keep waxing lyrical

 

 

 

Calm a llama down

 

Calm a llama down

Calm a llama deep down

In the ocean blue

Like a barnacle

Sitting in the tight place

Laughing at the monkey arm

Pulling like a china boy

 

Kara-way

Kara-way

Kara-way noise

 

Boing si ka semala

Boing si ka semala

 

Tundra Rap

 

 

Oh my God!

 

Ice floe, no where to go,

ice floe, no where to go,

lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra!

Check him out!

 

They call him the shrew,

arms in short, in with the claw!

I'm little Johnny Frostbite,

movin' around,

freezing you up,

freezing you down like an icicle,

coming in your tent in the pink light scissor bite.

Arctic death,

infinite night.

 

Call me tundra boy,

because I move like an arctic lizard,

when the blizzard strikes,

I disappear like a pipe dream.

All that's left is a gleam,

on a tent peg.

 

Boosh, Boosh,

stronger than a moose,

don't lock your door, or we'll come through your rooftop.

Stop, look round, take your mind off the floor,

cos the Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw!

 

Ice floe, no where to go,

ice floe, no where to go,

lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra!

 

Stickleback

 

 

Stickleback,

Stickeleback,

Stickleback,

bourjouis.

Cresty in the bingo hall,

running like a china horse.

Mmn p-ta masala,

Mmn p-ta masala.

Kentish town, Kentish town, yeah!

Kentish town, Kentish town, no!

 

 

Mutant

 

We are the mutant race

Don't look at my eyes, don't look at my face

We are the mutant people

Don't look at my eyes, don't look at my face

Huh!

 

I'm not a man, I am a reject

And even if you try

You know that you can't

Stop me with your human skills

Cos I've got nine feet and gills

 

And I can breath underwater

And I can swing from a tree

And I can do what I wanna

And I wanna be free, yeah!

 

We are the mutant race

Don't look at my eyes, don't look at my face

We are the mutant people

Don't look at my eyes, don't look at my face

We are the mutant race

You don't looka like me, I don't looka like you

We are the mutant people

We're gonna bust ourselves right outta this zoo.

 

Electro

 

Charlie

 

 

A-Charlie come, a-Charlie come

A-bubble gum

Charlie!

Burstin' your bubble like a Hubba Bubba nightmare

Charlie

Pink Mr Doom

Feel my chewy justice

Wrapping around your heart and mind and ripcage

Wrapping around your heart, your mind, your soul

We can jellico, we can jellico

Burstin' your bubble like a Hubba Bubba nightmare

Charlie come, a-Charlie come, a-Charlie...

 

 

Soup, soup, a tasty soup, soup! A spicy carrot and corriander!!
[Chilli Chowder!]
CRUTON CRUTON!
Crunchy friends in a liquid broth!
I am dispatchio, oh!
I am missala soho.
Misso misso,
Fighting in the Dojo,
Misso misso...
Oriental friends in the land of SOUP

 

Spider lovin

 

 

Ooooh, aaaah...

 

Gonna run my fingers down your spine

Gonna make you scream

Gonna make you whine

Gonna lick your thighs

Gonna suck your hair

Gonna jump all over your body.

Gonna spin my web around your mind

Gonna eat you like you was a fly

Gonna make you raw

Gonna make you cry

Gonna make you sore

Gonna tell you why

Ooh ooh, I'll give you spider lovin'

 

New Sound

 

We are searching for that new sound

We are looking for the new sound

We are looking all around and round

For that new sound

 

I am the eagle!

 

We are searching for that new sound

We are looking for the new sound

We are looking all around and round

For that new sound

 

Nanageddon

 

 

Blood on the walls, of London Town

Satan's evil in a nylon gown
Evil cakes
Fiery Lakes
Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig
Evil cakes
Fiery Lakes
Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig

The Thames is red, the moon is dead
Little Jimmy crying got a needle in his head

This is an outrage!

Night time creatures
Aged beasters
Chasin' you down
Huntin' you down
Draggin' you down
Like an aged demon
Wrinkled evil
Sucking the life from the youthfull faces
The moon is scared, can't compare
Wrinkled evil in an aged night mare
Blood on the walls of London Town
Satan's evil in a nylon gown
Evil cakes
Fiery Lakes
Nanageddon's coming bringing demons in her wake
Evil cakes, Fiery lakes
Nanageddon's coming bringing demons in her wake

 

 

Love games

 

Love games? Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot Oh come on now Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot Oh come on now Moving too fast, this isn't a race ooh Baby back off and lower the pace now Slow it down, and give me some space, mmmh Moving too fast, this isn't a race. ah ah *funky music insert* Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot Oh come on now Moving too fast this isn't a race ooooh Will you back off and lower the pace now? Slow it down, and give me some place. Moving too fast this isn't a race. I'm Old Gregg I know I think you said Come on don't make me beg now 'cause I'm not your regular guy don't be shy do you love me.

 

Listen to your Heart

 

 

Follow me

Forget the world
Look around at the wonders of nature
Never fear
Everything is hear
And you don't need your friends or family.

We are family

Come with me
And then you will see
Everything you need within life
Hey, ho,
It's easy letting go
When nothing before was real

Look into our eyes
You can see the future
Look into our eyes
We can see your soul
We will be together,
Everything is here

(Vince, Naboo and Bollo talk)

Listen to your heart
Everything is good here
Nothing before was real
Never fear,
Everything is here
And you don't need your friends, or family

Listen to your heart
It's easy letting go
We are family
We are family
Look into our eyes
You can see the future
Look into our eyes
We can see your soul
Hey, ho,
It's easy letting go
When nothing before was real

Listen to your heart
Everything is good here
Nothing before was real
Listen to your heart
Everything is good here
Listen to your heart
Everything is good

 

Isolation

 

All the things I'll never see

All the things I'll never be

All there is that's left for me

Is here in this eternity

Of isolation

 

The cavalcade, the jamboree

Of life I thought was meant for me

I never dreamed that it would be

Replaced by this eternity

Of isolation.

 

All the things I'll never see

All the things I'll never be

All my hopes are memory

All there is that's left for me

Is isolation.

 

 

Future sailors

 

Future sailors

We're future sailors
Electronic castaway
Digital stowaway
Cyborg sea-dog,
Tell me what you dream of
Future sailors
Oh yeah!

(Imposters interrupt)

Future sailors
Oh yeah!
Robot starfish
Nylon admiral

 

Four way crimp

 

 

Ahhhhhheeeeeeeee

Crimpity crimpity now now,
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

Sugar man light source why did you come for me,
he put me in a coma
Woke up in the future
Robot man can't you help me find my way!
I can't understand the things you say.
Chew mouse I love you so,
I took you from the underground and brought you home.
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket
Put you in my jacket
Jean claude jaquette
with his jacket on
with his jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Oh oh oh I did a twisty
Oh oh oh a tiny twisty
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity you will pay
Crimpity crimpity out my way
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity fuck you!

 

Eels/New Rave

 

 

Eels up inside ya

Findin an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can

Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!

Eels!

Eels (x14)

Give it up now!

Eels!

Eels, eels, give it up now!
Eels, eels, give it up now!

I was obselete
I couldn't hear the beat
Staggerin about on me old mans feet
I had one foot in the grave
But now I'm nu rave!
But now I'm nu rave!

It's a mash up!
Pie and mash up!

Elements of the past
And elements of the future
Comin atcha
I'm the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture!

Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can

Elements of the past and elements of the future combining to make something not quite as good as either...

 

The pancake crimp

 

 

remember all the good times we had together?
-what times?
-the time we had those pancakes?
-pancakes?]

eggs, milk and flour, pancake power,
look at his milky yellow sunshine face
flip it now flip it good oo
flip it now flip it good oo
some are salt
some are sweet
some are fruit
some are meat

the time we used the chive
it really came alive!
edbile frisbies
springtime tuesday

i like to boogie.

 

The chosen one

 

I love the Chosen One
Loving him is lots of fun
We love the Chosen One
Not as much as me!
I love him with my heart
I love him with my body parts
We love the Chosen One
Everybody shush!

There. It is decided I love the Chosen One most.
Okay...music!

I love the Chosen One
Loving him is fun, fun, fun
I love the Chosen One
Not as much as me!
I love the Chosen One
Loving him is so much fun
We love the Chosen One
Not as much as me!

 

The Hitcher

 

 

Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job
Ave a cuppa tea
Ave a cuppa tea

Im the hitcher
let me put you in the picture
creeping in your room in the dead of night
with my solo polo vision (thats right)

Im a cockney geeza
watch me bleed ya
I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper
taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat

Pound your banana(two pound your pear)
Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)
Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)
14 shillings for your melons
(Oh yeah)

(Were the piper twins, Jim and Jackie Piper
cutting through the night like a windscreen
wiping you away like rain drops
dont mess with the boys)
Shut your noise

Coming in stong like a freak show nightmare
dancing skeletons,white,blue and yellow ones
moving through the shadows with the speed if a cat
and if you cross us
we'l cut ya
(you aint gona like that)

Im bad julu
I use voodoo if i choose to
I harness the power of evil to abuse you
A power, a polo, an evil magnet
were sucking up your soul
(You aint gona like that)